My dream for The Avengers: Age of Ultron is that it starts out with each of the Avengers getting a call early in the morning that they need to come in, and when they get to Clint, they’re like, “We still don’t have Romanoff’s new location, so if you have a way of contacting her, pass the message to her as well.” Clint replies, “I’ll see if I can track her down,” and hangs up the phone. Then he rolls over in bed and is like, “Hey Nat, get up, they need us.”
plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner
are u fucking kidding me what the fuck is wrong with interviewers these days
nonononono what is wrong is not how close they are or whatever
he’s asking chris evans to objectify scarlett right in front of her, that’s fucking disgusting
Yeah, but Chris’s answer, the elbows? Is hilarious, IMO.
Chris’ answer is him clearly trying to diffuse the situation. look at his face in the first gif when Scarlett looks at him, he’s like “Yeah, I know that was super sexist I’m sorry this happened but I’ll try to make it better. Okay, here we go… ELBOWS.”
And then Scarlett is clearly playing along in order to resist the urge to get out of her seat and roundhouse kick the interviewer.
how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn
How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?
Musicians make a lot of money from touring
when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert
yesterday with ur mom
592. At muggle schools where there are multiple teachers who are aware of the existence of magic, the teachers make bets on which students won’t come back after they turn 11.
this is how false information on tumblr works
the last one killed me